Sign off time, Miss O'Neil!!!

OK, by now you've all heard the news and internet rumors about how bad the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie is. And, because he's Michael Bay, he doesn't give a shit. People are still going to see this movie. But, with the negative backlash being SO bad, he went ahead and did what any filmmaker would do. He cast a super hot girl as the female lead. Hey, it worked for Transformers, right? So, on May 16th, 2014, put the popcorn on your lap, cause you're in for 2 hours of THIS!!

If you ask me, quite a step up from this:

And yes, dudes, I know why you're smiling.

Cowabunga!